How the American President Made a Fool of Himself in the Indian Nation

Obama has a great taste for Indian food.But what he does not know is that the Indians have a great race problem and especially dislike blacks. Blacks are not aware of this problem, especially rappers and singers who flock there as they think they are of similiar stock. This is the same problem indains face with the chinese and japanese. They detest them for their race. Obama set out to charm the Indies and ended dancing on a song which was setup for him to make fun of him (The song literally means "I am a poor labourer"). He was made to dance on it as the people of the indies don't enjoy dignitaries bumping into them at the height of recession. But Mr. Obama, went on to the Indian parliament to announce the country is hold your breath and don't LMAO is a rising place.
The local politicians had to criticize him to set the record right as this is an agenda even they don;t sell in their election manifestoes as it amounts to lying or cheating the people. Obama made a fool of himself and proved he doesn't even remotely understand american or world politics. he once confeseed he doesn't iunderstand offshoring. The amount of foolish statements or actions made by this man is perhaps greater than those collectively made by all his previous predecessors. And, this is because, well, he and some his compatriots (count the Clinton lady too) are part of this grand foolish plan to see things take off (elephants can fly(if you kick them hard)), so that they can hard sell this new unimaginatiove idea to their people back home.